A brief note on the best news on the internet this week……..
On Thursday evening Warner Bros announced Ben Affleck is to be the next Batman. The internet exploded with people giving out about the choice. Deluded people. Memes, petitions and comic book nerds angst took over the internet yesterday, complaining about Affleck’s new role.
It is the best news I heard all week. News to be celebrated. This is why:
- Ben Affleck will be wearing this…..
2. Ben Affleck will be wearing the above and will be available to view on the big screen in full technicolour glory. Wearing the above. Being a Superhero. Wearing the above.
3. Batman costume sellers are going to make a fortune. It could be a bit awkward to ask your spouse/partner/ bed mate to dress up as Ben Affleck in bed. He might in all likelihood turn you down. Awkward for everyone. Asking him to dress up as Batman? He will agree. He will love it. Everyone will love it. Win – win for everyone involved.
Roll on Summer 2015.