9 Gift Ideas For Your Man For Christmas

The key to all of these suggestions is you must keep a straight face when presenting the gift to your beloved.


1. A t-shirt with your face on it. Easily done online. Better still your face in a love heart on the t-shirt.

2. A homemade book of hug tokens because what man does not love hugs? Especially at the times when the  tokens suggest , for example, At night when he trying to sleep. First thing in the morning. Outside his place of work. In his place of work. During key sporting events. The possibilities are endless.

3. A voucher for dance classes for both of you to enjoy together.  ( No need to actually buy a voucher, a fake one could be easily made up) You can be original with this , no need to stick to ball room dancing , why not go with Interpretive Dance For Couples – analyse the issues in your relationship through the medium of dance. Make sure the voucher says 10 lessons. Perfect.


4.  Slutty underwear what’s good for the goose and all that……… This is a particular favourite that Google threw up and can be yours for a mere tenner.

shimmet thong

5. Candles. Show me a man who says he doesn’t enjoy scented candles and I will show you a liar ( not really).

6. A note with the words ” I am going to dress up for you later” inscribed lovingly. His mind will straightway rush to visions of latex nurses uniforms or french maids costumes. Imagine his surprise and delight when you rock in dressed in a Barney costume. You could even sing the song for added hilarity.


7. A mix tape/ playlist with all the songs from your wedding day. If you’re not married this is better still because it can be all the songs you want on your wedding day. He will love it.

8.  Flowers. Men don’t know what to do when you buy them flowers. For the confusion on their faces alone,  flowers are a present worth giving.

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9. A poem. A really really long one that makes no sense whatsoever that you lovingly wrote yourself. Framed.


Happy Christmas and yes my husband is a very fortunate man.

About The Clothesline

30 +, Husband, three little girls, one little boy, one dog. Overdrawn, overtired, overemotional and overwhelmed most of the time.
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11 Responses to 9 Gift Ideas For Your Man For Christmas

  1. Er you forgot a free voucher to spend an entire afternoon/day/weekend with the kids on his own without your interference….

  2. speccy says:

    Oh, I like your thinking :)
    *evil laughter*

  3. Brilliant! Am so doing number 6.

  4. Joanna says:

    The mere mention of dance classes in our house can get holes dug and walls built. Hmmm maybe a voucher for Christmas would get a certain project finished….

  5. I’ve been missing your posts somehow! I always enjoy them;I’d better play catch-up.In the meantime,I nominated you for the REALITY blog award. I hope more find and enjoy your posts. Please visit and check the award out…if you’d like.

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  7. joanfrankham says:

    What a great list…for anytime

  8. Reblogged this on At The Clothesline and commented:

    I am reposting this in case anyone needs some last minute gift ideas for the man in their life. Merry Christmas.

  9. speccy says:

    I still love this! I may use the dance lessons this year ;)

  10. Brilliant, thinking I may just bring back the camera and go for the dance classes :P

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